When you love wine, you love everything about it—the taste and aroma, the look of the wine label and, of course, all of the fun words to describe wine. All of these sayings about wine will either put a smile on your face or get you searching for another bottle, stat! Read through and see what you can most relate to with these 50 best wine quotes to ponder.
Best Wine Quotes
- “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
- “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin
- “Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
- “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi 6. “It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!” – Kenny Chesney 7. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” – Martin Luther 8. “Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read.” – Francis Bacon 9. “I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.” – Rachel Hawkins 10. “High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.” – Mark Twain 11. “In wine, there’s truth.” – Pliny the Elder 12. “Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.” – Homer 13. “A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.” – Clifton Fadiman 14. “Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII 15. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.” – Marty Rubin 16. “Life’s too short to drink cheap wine…” – Cliff Hakim
Wine Quotes and Sayings To Ponder
17. “Drink freely the wine life offers you and don’t worry how much you spill.” – Marty Rubin 18. “If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” – Sandra Byrd 19. “The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.” – Thomas Love Peacock 20. “‘Never cook with a wine you wouldn’t drink,’ he said. ‘Though I guess that presupposes that there is a wine I wouldn’t drink.’” – Lev Grossman 21. “WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!” – Comic Strip Mama 22. “Philosophy is like wine. There are good years and bad years but, in general, the older the better.” – Eric Weiner 23. “I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!” – Tanya Masse 24. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”– unknown 25. “Wine ages gracefully in a cellar, but gets no wiser.” – Rajesh 26. “Next time you drink a glass of champagne, remember that it is essentially a faulty wine from an unpromising place, made great by the genius of man.” –Neel Burton 27. “These are the best companions for an intelligent woman: a good book and a good glass of wine.” – Augusto Branco 28. “I want to start a book club. But instead of reading books, we trash talk and drink wine.” – Tanya Masse 29. “Love is the wine as old as time, which quenches our lonely longing.” – John Mark Green 30. “People who want you in their lives, respect you whether you are grapes or fine wine.” – Sanita Belgrave 31. “If you ask a server for a seriously old wine in my neighborhood, they’ll look at you funny and then bring you a half-finished glass from somebody else’s table.” – Gina Barreca
Funny Wine Quotes
32. “The truce is broken?” Clearly this was worrying news, but all I could think about was that wine, and how I wanted to taste it again.” – Giles Kristian 33. “There’s wine spilled all over the floor and I wish to write stories with it.” – Maya Zaveri 34. “Wisdom is like a fermented wine. It’s only appreciated when shared.” – Andrew-Knox B Kaniki 35. “Never Drink Boring Wine” – Keith Wallace 36. “I’d suggest meditation to calm you down but that would take time. Wine takes a faster effect…” – Mystqx Skye 37. “I think we all men are like fine wine. We start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of us until we are turned into something acceptable to have dinner with…” – Nitya Prakash 38. “Wine grapes are as sensitive to assaults as authors.” – Adam Gopnik 39. “The more he drank the nicer he became; wine revealed his charity.” – Jeet Thayil 40. “Love weathers doesn’t withers; Just like wine, the older, the stronger” – Falguni Jain 41. “Wine is like many of the fine experiences in life which take time and experience to extract their full pleasure and meaning.” – Douglas Preston 42. “True love is like wine, it gets stronger with age.” – Farid F. Ibrahim 43. “Love is like wine, it gets better every day.” – Vann Chow 44. “What chance does logic have against a glass of wine and a kiss?” – Marty Rubin 45. “Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” – Alexander Fleming 46. “Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.” – Alexandre Dumas 47. “When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking.” – Alexis Lichine 48. “If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul.” – Clifton Fadiman 49. “It takes a lot of beer to make good wine.” – Lou Preston 50. “Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary.” – Babylonian Talmud: Baba Bathra Next up, What Is Orange Wine? Get To Know the Trendy TikTok Wine!
