35 Funniest Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

In fact, that classic joke structure has also gained many other variations over the years where the chicken in the joke is substituted with other animals or even people. These jokes are undeniably cheesy, but let’s be real—what great joke isn’t? Read on for some of our faves.

“Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?” Jokes

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was free range.
3. Why did the chicken cross the road? Just beak-cause he could.
4. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to know what all the jokes were about.
5. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was social distancing.
6. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was too long to walk around it.
7. Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road? Because she was chicken.
8. Why did the baby chick cross the road? Because it was “take your child to work day.”
9. Why did the chicken cross the road? The road betrayed it first.
10. Why did the chicken cross the road? To “bock” traffic.
11. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it was possible.
12. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because there was a KFC on the other side.
13. Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on a door, walk into a bar, and change a lightbulb.
14. Why did the chicken cross the football field? It was a fowl.
15. Why did the chicken cross the road? It thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
16. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because it got run over half way.
17. Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, but the road will get its revenge.
18. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no footbridge or pedestrian underpass.
19. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch her legs.
20. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
21. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
22. Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road? Because she was chicken.
23. Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
24. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? He was tired of everyone making so many jokes!
25. Why did the chicken run onto the basketball court? Because the referee called for a fowl.
26. Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid this joke.
27. Why did the chicken run across the road? To get to the other side faster.
28. Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? She was afraid someone would Caesar!
29. Why didn’t the roast chicken cross the road? It didn’t have the guts anymore.
30. Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC? To visit his family.
31. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from colonel Sanders.
32. Why did the chicken cross the road? So people would stop asking why it crossed the road.
33. Why did Chicken Little cross the road? To warn people that the sky was falling.
34. Why did the sleepy chicken cross the road? There was a Bed Bath & Beyond on the other side.
35. Why did the momma chicken cross the road? To get to the chick-fil-a.

Other “Cross the Road” Jokes

36. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t around yet.
37. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
38. Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken.
39. Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
40. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
41. Why did the dog cross the road? To get out of the barking lot.
42. Why did the cactus cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s back.
43. Why did the sheep cross the road? To get to the baa-baa shop for his haircut.
44. Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to her hare dresser.
45. Why did the duck cross the road? Because it thought it was a chicken.
46. Why did the nose cross the road? Because he was tired of getting picked on.
47. Why did the cow cross the road? He wanted to go to the moooovies.
48. Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.
49. Why did the berry cross the road? There was a traffic jam.
50. Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
51. Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his web site.
52. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He needed to go to the body shop.
53. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
54. Why did the goldfish cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.
55. Why did the horse cross the road? He wanted to see his neigh-bor.
56. Why did the robot cross the road? The chicken was out of order.
57. Why did the cat cross the road? Because her owner told her not to do it.
58. Why didn’t the ghost cross the road? Because he had no body to go with.
59. Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road? Because it was two-tired.
60. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle do something.
61. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? He wanted to get to the second-hand shop.
62. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s back.
63. What happened when the elephant crossed the road? It stepped on the chicken.
64. Why did the dog cross the road twice? He was trying to fetch a boomerang.
65. Why did the potato cross the road? So it wouldn’t get mashed.
66. Why did the fish cross the road? It needed to get to the shool.
67. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
68. Why did the corn cross the road? Because it was being stalked.
69. Why did the turkey cross the road? To look like a chicken on Thanksgiving Day.
70. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts.
71. Why did the teenage boy cross the road? He heard there were chicks on the other side.
72. Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken retired.
73. Why did the goldfish cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off.
74. Why did the sushi cross the road? He was on a roll.
75. Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the apple store.
76. Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road? It isn’t a chicken.
77. Why did the zebra cross the road? It was a zebra crossing.
78. Why did the reindeer cross the road? Because he was following the chicken.
79. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? The chicken had his eggs.
80. Why did Santa cross the road? To deliver presents.
81. Why did the elf cross the road? He was riding the chicken.
82. Why did the pillow cross the road? It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
83. Why did the raccoon cross the road? Because it saw garbage on the other side.
84. Why did the toddler cross the road? It wanted to pet the chicken.
85. Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken. Check out:Short JokesClean JokesCorny JokesDark Humor Jokes