“There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?” — Karen
“It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.” — Jamie
“Worse than the total agony of being in love?” — Sam
“I love that word, ‘relationship.’ Covers all manner of sins, doesn’t it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship; a relationship based on the president taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, um…Britain.” — Prime Minister
“We may be a small country, but we’re a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham’s right foot…David Beckham’s left foot, come to that.” — Prime Minister
“Two years, seven months, three days, and I suppose an hour and 30 minutes.” — Sarah
“Let’s get the s**t kicked out of us by love!” — Sam
“Tell her that you love her. You’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t.” — Daniel
“True love lasts a lifetime.” — Karen
“Get a grip; people hate sissies. No one’s ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.” — Karen
“Definitely go for England, girl. You’ll meet Prince William—then you can marry him instead.” — Sophia
“No, I’m wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.” — Colin
“Invite him out for a drink and then, after about 20 minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.” — Harry
“Girls love musicians, don’t they? Even the really weird ones get girlfriends.” — Sam
“It’s a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the f**king love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.” — Billy Mack
“I look quite pretty.” — Juliet
“The thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.” — Sam
“We need Kate, and we need Leo. And we need them now.” — Daniel
“Hello David. I mean, Sir. St, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said ’st’. Twice. Oh, I’m so sorry Sir.” — Natalie
“I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.” — Billy Mack
“I know I seems an insane person—because I hardly knows you—but sometimes things are so transparency, they don’t need evidential proof.” — Jamie
“Often, it’s not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it’s always there: fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.” — Prime Minister
“When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge—they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love, actually, is all around.” — Prime Minister
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